In the meantime, here are a few pictures of some things I didn't buy. I'm betting I don't need to explain why, either.
Belleh casting kit! All righty. Apparently, pregnant women are now able to make a plaster cast of their pregnant selves. To do what with? Hang on the wall? Serve dip? I don't get this. Is this a thing? Do women actually do this? If so, why?
Creepy lamp! This little boy clutching a doll just creeps me the you-know-what out. I think it's the eyes. The beady little eyes. That haircut's not working in his favor, either.
Creepy figurine! Imma eat dis puppeh! Nom nom nom! Clearly a homemade product, I'm not surprised it ended up on the shelf at Goodwill. There was a matching girl, but she wasn't quite so creepy. Again, I think it's the eyes (though this time they're huge and soulless.)
Also, pimp cap.
Sexy gnome! Hey, bebeh--I got something you might want to take a look at... Just never expected to ever combine "leering" and "lecherous" with "gnome" in the same sentence.
Hard workin' dragon! It's a statue! Of a dragon! With a lawn mower! Because that makes sense!
Hope to be back next week with some actual purchases.