Monday, August 25, 2014

Thrifting Finds #64: Two bucks

Hi, kids!  Did everyone have a wonderful weekend?  Your ol' Uncle Veg had a nice quiet one, which is just the way he likes 'em.

So Hubs and I managed to do our usual weekend rounds, though there was much disappointment.  Out of the 8 thrifts we visited, only one yielded any finds at all.  Oddly, I  started finding Pyrex again, after a dry spell of several months.  I have no idea where it all went.  Unfortunately, it was nothing I could use.

I'm also starting to find the British Pyrex (it has a name, but I've forgotten it.)  Was it imported here?  Seems kind of strange to have it keep showing up--often enough that I can recognize it without looking at the bottom.

What I'm not finding is Corelle.  No, I haven't started collecting it.  I just need one microwaveable plate to keep at the office and since Corelle is hard-to-break to boot, that's what I looked for.  Naturally, since I want it there is none to be found.

Well, no.  There is some to be found.  I got a few plates a couple of months ago for the princely sum of 48 cents each.  You can imagine my surprise when I picked up a Butterfly Gold plate yesterday and saw it marked three bucks.

Three bucks?  Really?  For one plate?  Another instance where I want to go in the back and start smacking heads.

Anyway, that's my rant for the week.  Here's what I found:



1.  Another cookbook???  Yes, but look--it's no ordinary cookbook.  The recipes are magic.

Magic.

Do you know what that means?  I think it means you can put turnips and cabbage in the Osterizer and pull out a steak.  I haven't actually read the book yet, so that's just a guess on my part, but you have to admit that would certainly qualify as "magic", no?  Savers, $1.00


2.  Seriously??  I bought another Betty Crocker cookbook?  You bet yer buns I did!  Because I need "a wealth of ideas for today's entertaining", not to mention "more than 400 guest-tested recipes."  I mean, who doesn't?
Plus, look at that house on the cover!  I would kill for a house like that.  And if I had one, you can be sure I would be entertaining.  A lot.  Savers, $1.00.

It was half-price book day at Savers, btw.

And that's it.  I'm wracking my brain for some interesting little story to share, but I got nothin'.  So I'll just go ahead and link up with the Usual Suspects:   Sir Thrift A Lot, Thrifter/Maker/Fixer/Farm,  We Call It Junkin and The Nifty Thrifty


Monday, August 18, 2014

Thrifting Finds #63: I did the math...

When I was but a wee tot (lo, these many years ago), my Mom had a tile hanging in the kitchen that said "Never complain, never explain."

Clearly, this lesson made no impression on me, as I'm about to do a little of both.

Now when I did the math, I discovered that what with one thing or another, Hubs and I didn't make our usual weekend thrifting rounds for over a month.  I know, right?  No, it wasn't easy.  I can only attribute my survival to a world-class constitution.

Hubs and I were both on vacation last week, as it was my birthday week (it was lovely, thank you, and I don't look a bit older.)  We never go anywhere or do anything, so the plan was to make up for all that lost thrifting time.  Which we did.  In spades.

Once again I did the math. Last week we went to seventeen different thrift stores, a couple of them new to us, and made multiple visits to a couple for a total of twenty three visits.

We found one thing.

I can't even say "we".  Hubs found it.

So that's how it goes.  Either I've become much more discriminating overnight, or the thrifts have just been full of crap.

"Full of crap" gets my vote because, yeah; crap.

So what did we find?


Stretch Vase!  Yes, another one!  I've lost count of how many we have now.  At least three at home, plus who knows how many more at Hubs's office.  It's not the best one I've ever seen, but I'm a sucker when it comes to that shade of blue.  It only looks green because of the yellow wall in the background (See?  I remembered my color theory from second grade!)  Goodwill $7.00.

Aaaaannnnd that's it.  I'm on the verge of just giving up here.  Is anyone else having the same problem we are?  Is it going to get better?

Thriftiness Department:  So far this year, I've started saving 12 bucks a month by dropping the FIOS TV that we never used, and another 25 bucks a month by switching my cell phone over to Ring Plus.  My latest project came about kind of by accident:

Hubs:  And when we get home, you're going to cut my hair.

Me:  Do what now?

I had one of those do-it-yourself haircutting kits that I bought a while ago and used once.  Hubs decided that we should make use of it.  So I gave it a go, and dang if his hair didn't come out looking pretty good.  Coulda knocked me over with a feather.  Saved 23 bucks right there.

Not willing to leave well enough alone, I cut my own hair as well.  Did it come out looking professional?  No.  Did it look any worse than when I paid 23 bucks?  Nope.

So I think we're going to stick with this.  Unfortunately, my clippers are really crummy, so I ordered a good set (any excuse to buy something new, right?)  And the funny thing is that we're not really doing it to save money. Hubs is never really happy with his haircuts, and I hate everything to do with getting my hair cut.  Really--I hate going to the place, I hate sitting there, I hate waiting, I hate making small talk, I hate paying for it.  The list goes on.  Plus, they never get it short enough.  I always say "as short as you can make it", and they cut off two millimeters instead of one.  Then they always ask "Is it short enough?"  And usually I say no, so they cut off another millimeter.

After that, even I don't have the nerve to make them cut it a third time.  Plus, I'm itchy and dying to get the hell out of there.

I think I put myself through that torture no more than 4 times a year.  Hubs probably twice that.  At 23 bucks a pop, that averages out to $276.00 a year.  So even by paying about 60 bucks for new clippers, we're definitely saving some serious scratch.

Linking up this week with  Sir Thrift A Lot, Thrifter/Maker/Fixer/Farm, and We Call It Junkin , if I can even remember how to do it...

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Hi! Remember me?

Hiya, kiddos!

Sorry I haven't been around much lately.  I haven't forgotten about you, really!  I just haven't done much thrifting lately.  Because reasons.  Plus, on the few occasions where I've  found myself perusing the stock in the local stores, there has been absolutely NOTHING worth purchasing.

I've asked this before, but I can't remember the answer:  Is thrifting cyclical?  Is there a time where it's "out of season"?  Because it sure feels like it to me.

Hopefully I'll be back next week with some delightful purchases to show you.  In the meantime, please enjoy this picture of a bunny:


Until next week!

Monday, July 7, 2014

Thrifting Finds #62: Hey, how do you work this thing?

Let's see.  First I click New Post.  No, no, first I have to sign in to Google, then I can click New Post.  Where is it?  Oh, right. I have to find Blogger first.  Where the hell is it?  And why is this getting bigger?  Dagnab it! What'd I do?

Okay, so it's been a couple of weeks and I'm a little out of practice.  Truth is that not only have the thrifts been devoid of cool stuff, I didn't even have one of my "amusing stories" to relate last week.  Oh, I did find something, but it was minor and then I got sidelined by a migraine, so posting kind of went by the wayside.  No one wants to hear about a headache.

But here I am again, right in the thick of things, and ready to disappoint you.  No, seriously--it wasn't a stellar week, so don't get your hopes up.

So let's just jump right in, shall we?


1.  DVDs!  I don't often look through the DVD section as it is time consuming and I don't have that much patience.  I did take the time this week and came away with a couple of decent ones.  The Fire Trucks one is for the son of a friend of mine.  Elf.  The funny thing is that I absolutely loathe Will Ferrell.  Seriously, 30 seconds of him is like a lifetime supply.  But this is a Christmas movie that I don't own and have never seen.  My nephew loves it, and I'm pretty sure it's the one in which Peter Billingsley (Ralphie from A Christmas Story) makes a cameo appearance.  So we'll watch it once and see what happens.  The package is still sealed, which I guess means there's another anti-Will Ferrell person out there.
Will and Grace is our "backup" DVD.  Hubs and I don't really watch regular TV any more, we just get DVDs of the shows we want to watch and then do it at our leisure.  Sometimes there is a gap between getting the various seasons of a show, so I got this to fill in.  I loved the show when it was first on but never felt the need to revisit it.  I'm glad to report it's just as funny the second time around.  Goodwill, $12 total ($2/disc.)


2.  Not another one!  Yeah, 'fraid so.  This is actually a reprint of the 1953 edition, which I already own.  Still, I saw the bright beautiful colors on this one, and it looks like nobody even cracked it open (it still has the Ollie's price tag on it), plus it was cheap, so  I thought I'd give it a whirl.  Saver's, $2.00


Annnnnd.... that's it.  Yeah, I'm hoping to do better soon (pleasepleaseplease) but the way things are going...

What I Made Department:


Yum Yum Sauce!  I had never heard of this, but someone posted it on Facebook and I thought I'd give it a try.  Apparently, it's a Big Deal at Japanese restaurants.  I haven't tasted it yet so can't give my opinion.  I'll be dipping celery in it tonight, so I'll update later.  Here's the recipe I used:

1 cup mayonnaise
3 tablespoons white sugar
3 tablespoons rice vinegar
2 tablespoons melted butter
3/4 teaspoon paprika
3/8 teaspoon garlic powder

Directions
In a small bowl, combine all the ingredients
Mix well.
Cover and refrigerate for about 30 minutes.

I don't have rice vinegar in stock, so I used plain white.  I went easy on the garlic powder, too.



Loaded Baked Potato and Buffalo Chicken Casserole!  Another recipe someone posted on Facebook.  This was definitely more work than I like to put into a single dish.  Plus, it's more of a winter thing, as it involves hanging over a 500-degree oven for the better part of an hour.  Still, it was delicious and Hubs requested that it be put in the regular rotation.  I thought it was a little dry, but a bit of sour cream on top would take care of that.  Here's the recipe I started with (but changed a lot--see below):

2 pounds boneless chicken breasts, cubed (1")
8-10 medium potatoes, cut in 1/2" cubes
1/3 cup olive oil
1&1/2 tsp salt
1 Tbsp. black pepper
1 Tbsp. paprika
2 Tbsp. garlic powder
6 Tbsp. hot sauce

Topping:
2 cups fiesta blend cheese
1 cup crumbled bacon
1 cup diced green onion

Preheat oven to 500 degrees. Spray a 9X13" baking dish with cooking spray. In a large bowl mix together the olive oil, salt, pepper, paprika, garlic powder and hot sauce. Add the cubed potatoes and stir to coat. Carefully scoop the potatoes into the prepared baking dish, leaving behind as much of the olive oil/hot sauce mixture as possible. Bake the potatoes for 45-50 minutes, stirring every 10-15 minutes, until cooked through and crispy and browned on the outside. While the potatoes are cooking, add the cubed chicken to the bowl with the left over olive oil/hot sauce mixture and stir to coat. Once the potatoes are fully cooked, remove from the oven and lower the oven temperature to 400 degrees. Top the cooked potatoes with the raw marinated chicken. In a bowl mix together the cheese, bacon and green onion and top the raw chicken with the cheese mixture. Return the casserole to the oven and bake for 15 minutes or until chicken is cooked through and the topping is bubbly delicious.

My changes:  I didn't use nearly that amount of anything, really.  Instead of raw chicken I used a 22-oz, bag of frozen grilled chicken chunks from Aldi.  Instead of the seasonings, I added part of a packet of Ranch Dressing mix to the potatoes.  Also, I marinated the chicken chunks in Buffalo Wing sauce.

I'm going to go ahead and link up with Sir Thrift A Lot, Thrifter/Maker/Fixer/Farm, and We Call It Junkin, even though I probably shouldn't.  Because I'm like that.



Monday, June 23, 2014

Thrifting Finds #61: Hey, we haven't found any 200-dollar clocks lately...

Today's post is going to be more about thriftiness than it is about thrifting.  That's because the thrift store situation this week was even worse than last week.

And this despite the fact that a brand-new Goodwill opened up that's right on our usual Sunday Thrifting Route!  It's a big store, nice and neat, with tons of stuff, just nothing that I even thought twice about. Plus, it was full of middle-aged women with an inflated sense of entitlement.  You know the type--Starbucks cup in one hand, pushing a cart with the other, blocking everyone while she either has a loud cellphone conversation, or worse, uses her phone to look up every single item on ebay.

I was glad to get out of there.

What makes this doubly disappointing is the fact that, after doing the math, I discovered that Hubs and I visited nine thrift stores this weekend.  Really, doesn't the law of averages kick in at some point?  Shouldn't I have found something somewhere?  Oh, well.  That's that much less money that I'm out of, right?  (A good thing, considering how expensive this weekend might have been.  More about that in a minute.)

So as not to disappoint, here's a Blast From the Past, a Golden Oldie if you will:




Howard Miller clock! Howard Miller?  Or Herman Miller?  I always get those two confused.  Whichever, I found this beauty at the Goodwill a few years back and I believe did a little Happy Dance when I did.  When I was in line to pay for it, the guy behind me kept asking "Is that something?  Is that something valuable?"  I just smiled and said that I really liked the color, which was the absolute truth.  I paid $5.00 for this little baby and sold it on eBay for over 200 bucks, which is the origin of Hubs and me saying "Hey, we haven't found any 200-dollar clocks lately."

And as far as thrifting goes, that's it.  Please, can next week be better?  I haven't found anything really cool in quite some time.  Geez.

Ringplus update:  Well, I switched my cellphone over to Ringplus more than a month ago, and I'm happy with the service.  I would recommend the service to anyone who isn't a heavy user and/or has ready access to WiFi.  Oh, and has good coverage on the Sprint network.  Here's how it breaks down:

Virgin Mobile:  300 talk minutes, unlimited texts and data (though after 2.5gb of data, they throttle you):  $37.70/month with tax.

Ringplus:  400 talk minutes, 400 texts, 300mb of data:  $11.91/month including tax.

Difference: $25.79/month.

Last month, I used less than 20 minutes of talk and maybe 15mb of data, and a handful of texts.  So far this month (16 days left in the cycle), I've used 1 minute of talk, 63 texts(unusual for me), and less than 3mb of data.  So the Ringplus plan definitely fits me better than Virgin Mobile.  They have a number of different plans, so it's easy to tailor your service to how you actually use your phone.  My data is low because I almost exclusively use WiFi (which is faster anyway.)  Strangely, if you send MMS (picture or group) texts, they cost $.07 each.  Kind of odd, but doable.

Keep in mind that if you switch, you may have to buy a new phone.  P.S.  I am loving my Samsung Galaxy SIII.

So what am I doing with that 25 bucks a month that I save?  It's going right in the bank.

Bargain of the Week!  Well, relatively speaking, anyway.  We got a call from The Girl Child that the Mac laptop we bought her after graduating (like 5 years ago) is on its last legs.  The screen has been held together with binder clips for a couple of years now (but they're Vera Bradley binder clips, so they're chic), but after falling off the tray table on the train, the screen is officially dead. Luckily, she can hook it up to her TV and use it, but now it overheats and really, its days are numbered.  The GC indicated how she would someday like a Macbook Air, maybe for Christmas?

Fast forward a couple of days, to a deal that Best Buy was offering.  To wit, a Macbook Air, on sale for 800 bucks, 100 bucks off the regular price.  Oh, but if you have an email address ending in .edu, they'll take off another $150.  Hard to say no to that, right?
Overpriced Apple product
So, instead of paying $900 plus tax, we only paid $650 plus tax.  Eh, we could have done worse, right? What gripes me is that an Intel based laptop of similar ability would have cost about half that much.  Unfortunately, The GC is an Apple Fangirl.  Which brings us to

How this might have been an expensive weekend:  On Saturday, we got the dreaded call from The Girl Child:  "Daddy, I dropped my phone and now it doesn't work!" (She was using The Boyfriend's phone.)

Crap.

She can't be without a phone, because what if her agent calls about an audition?  (Is that straight out of "That Girl" or what?)

We were out at the time, so we said that once we got home, we'd start the ball rolling on getting her a new one.  Thank goodness for phone insurance.  What's this--the deductible is $175.00?  That's highway robbery!  Still, it's better than paying full price, right?

You can imagine our chagrin then, when we discovered that we had neglected to purchase said insurance.

Double crap.

How did we do that?  The Girl Child and Phone Insurance go together like peanut butter and jelly (girl is hard on phones.)  Clearly, we are old and feeble and shouldn't be left without adult supervision.

How much would a new phone cost?  Oh, about $450.00.

Triple crap.

I decided not to worry about it for the time being and to go ahead and take a nap.  As soon as I lay down, I got a fabulous idea:

You know how every year or so the credit card company sends that little booklet of all the benefits of having a platinum card?  Well, why don't I give them a call and see if they can do anything?

The gal I spoke with at the Benefits Center couldn't have been nicer and more helpful (this was a Wells Fargo Visa, so if you do this, YMMV.)  Unfortunately, what the card does is double the original manufacturer's warranty, and since dropping the phone isn't covered, it was no go.  It would be different, she said, if we used the card to pay for the monthly service.

Oh but My Dear, we do!

In that case, she said excitedly, we're covered for loss, damage and theft as well!  Twenty-five dollar deductible!  Woo hoo!  There's a certain amount of jumping through hoops that has to be done (mostly involving gathering paperwork), but it sure beats paying $450 for a new phone.  

Because Apple has such a stranglehold on their products, The GC would have to take the phone to an Apple store and have them see if it can be repaired or if it would need to be replaced.

To make a long story even longer, The GC went to the Apple store, and guess what?  The warranty does cover dropping the phone!  It doesn't cover dropping it, say, in the toilet though. Apparently, if you get it wet, all bets are off.  So after they configured a phone for her, she got it right there, no paperwork involved.  Even better, no money involved.

Yay!

So while we didn't have to take advantage of the platinum card benefits, the lesson learned is that the benefits are there, and you might as well use them if you can.

What I Made Department:  I haven't done one of these in a while, so I thought I'd throw this in.  

Remember this cookbook from a while ago?

Well, I was poking around on archive.org and came across this video:  Comprehending Blending.  (Sorry, I can't figure out how to embed it.)

Which inspired me to drag out the blender and the cookbook.  I made Cheese Dip and Mock Sour cream, neither of which I bothered to take a picture of (they just weren't very photogenic.)  The dip was good, though we both thought it needed a little something extra--lemon juice, maybe.  The mock sour cream is basically cottage cheese, water, and a little lemon, whizzed until it's smooth.  It's a pretty good impostor if you ask me.

And this cookbook from last week:

Well, I actually made a dish from it:  Hearty Sausage and Green Bean Casserole:


It was actually pretty good.  Hubs requested that it go into the regular rotation, which is high praise indeed!  I doctored it up some because the only seasonings it called for were salt and pepper.  I threw in a good spoonful of roasted green chilis and a number of shakes of hot sauce.  The final result had a slight kick, just enough to notice, not enough to spoil the dish.  The biscuits on top were a little weird and random.  I'm thinking next time I might just serve it over rice instead.

And I think that's about it.  Funny how this was such a long post, despite having so little thrift store involvement.  Well, nobody ever accused me of being short-winded!

Linking up with Sir Thrift A Lot, Thrifter/Maker/Fixer/Farm, and We Call It Junkin even though I probably shouldn't, and I'm going to try to remember to do my linkup with Dawn before the last minute this time!

Monday, June 16, 2014

Thrifting Finds #60: Say, wasn't he in Dr. Strangelove?

...Because it's been "slim pickens" lately.  (CWIDT?)

So I'm sure youall are disappointed that I had no post last week.  I didn't want to add to your pain, so I thought I'd pop in today and post the ONLY thing I've been able to find at the thrift stores in a couple of weeks.

But first, let me go on one of my famous rambles.  We didn't get to do much thrifting last week because we went to a wedding. It was lovely, but the whole day was filled with weirdness.  For one thing, hubs and I were THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THE STATE who didn't know the entrance for I70 was closed.  This added a good 45 minutes to our trip, making us exactly 30 minutes late for the wedding.  As we pulled into the church lot, I said "Well, we'll at least be able to catch the end."

Not so.  As soon as we got out of the car, people started streaming out of the church.  Really?  Assuming the wedding started on the dot, the whole ceremony lasted less than half an hour.  Isn't that kind of fast, particularly for a church wedding?  And add in the fact that weddings never start on time.  Oh, well.

So we then headed off to the reception.  Someone (who shall remain nameless) was supposed to be reading the directions and watching the signs because I was busy driving.  Well, that someone kind of fell asleep at the switch and we overshot our turn by like 4 miles.  We finally arrived safe and sound.

Unfortunately, we were seated at a table with one person we know and 9 total strangers.  Luckily, there were two open spaces at another table with friends of ours, so we jumped ship.

In need of alcoholic fortification, I decided to try Scotch for the first time (the bar was pouring the Good Stuff, so I figured it was safe.)  Well.  For those of you who have never tried it, the best way I can describe it is that it tastes like a funeral.  Really, I can't be more specific than that.  It was depressing.

The reception was lovely, though the Mashed Potato Bar (that I had been eagerly anticipating) was a huge disappointment.  They were garlic mashed potatoes, which I can't abide.  The gourmet mac & cheese, on the other hand, was absolutely delicious.

I almost forgot:  One of the guests was wearing a straw hat at the reception.  A straw hat with a huge (8 inch, maybe) bug stuck to the top.

Okay, first of all, why did he think this was appropriate to wear to a wedding?  And worse, why was he wearing it indoors?  I'm sorry, but you take your hat off when you go inside.  It's still a rule.

When we left, it was raining. Naturally.  We wanted to go home by a different route because on the way out we saw a HUGE backup in the other direction that didn't look like it was going to clear up any time soon.  So we put our faith in Jack, our GPS.  Jack's a nice guy, but he's kind of slow, and often quite stupid; he's supposed to route us around backups, but he drove us right into that one on the way out.  So we were a little hesitant about trusting his judgment, but what choice did we have?

I had a brief moment of panic when I saw the "Welcome to Pennsylvania" sign, but hubs assured me it wasn't as bad as I thought.

Part of our conversation on the way home went like this:

Me:  "Man, I just hate driving these winding country roads in the dark.  And the rain.  Why are there no street lights?  Shouldn't there be some street lights?

Hubs:  "You're doing fine."

Me:  "Yeah, I know, but I wish we'd get on a street that didn't look so Bates Motel-ish."

Because that's what it looked like.

Anyway, we made it home safe and sound.  Yesterday was spent helping Hubs at the office, so we didn't get much thrifting done this weekend either, but I did find one thing:


1.  Not another Betty Crocker cookbook!  Yep, 'fraid so.  I have never seen this one before, nor even heard of it.  There's a perpetual calendar on one page and recipes and stuff on the other.  I don't think the calendar would be too useful, but there's a lot of trivia and interesting stuff beside the recipes.  I think this is going to be a fun one.

Okay, so you read through all that just for this.  My apologies.  Hopefully. next week will be better.


I probably shouldn't, but I'm going to  link up with  Sir Thrift A Lot, Thrifter/Maker/Fixer/Farm, and We Call It Junkin because I have no shame.

Monday, June 2, 2014

Thrifting Finds #59: Thwarted again!

Greetings, fellow Thrifters!

I hope you had a better week than I did, 'cause mine was kind of pathetic.  Not as bad as a couple of weeks ago, but pretty sad nonetheless.

We had good intentions, but were thwarted.  Turns out this was the Goodwill's weekend for their company picnic.  This happened last year as well.  Now, we were at all three of the closed Goodwills last week.  Did any of them have a sign in the window?  No.  I mean really--is a week's notice too much to ask?  Geez.

So.  I wish I had some chatty news to share, or an amusing story at least but...yeah.  I got nothin'.

Well, okay, here's a little story.  Remember last week when I was looking for some Butterfly Gold plates to replace my Exploding Centura?  First time in months I didn't come across any. Or any Corelle, for that matter (I wasn't locked in to Butterfly Gold.  I'd have taken pretty much anything.)  Well lookie what I found this week:



1.  Spring Blossom Green!  So now I feel a little better that I won't be exploding any more dishes in the microwave.  I fully expected to pay a buck a plate for these, which I was okay with because it would save my better china. Imagine my shock when I saw they were bargain priced--Goodwill, $0.48 each.

And that's it for thrifted finds, I'm afraid.  Hubs and I also stopped at a flea market, but other than a couple more tubes of Avon hand cream, neither one of us found anything.

What I Made Department:

I haven't done this in a while because I haven't made anything interesting lately.  Yesterday, I made a dish from White Trash Cooking:


Nobody's Corn Topper Casserole!  I offer this up not so much as a look at something tasty, but more as a warning.  Don't make this.
The ingredients seemed okay--green beans, onion, ham, cream of celery soup, creamed corn with a little Bisquick added (??)  I put some cheese on top because it seemed to need it.  Hubs, who doesn't like creamed corn said that was all he could taste.  All I could taste was the green beans (canned green beans are as bad as canned peas.)  It was both extremely salty and extremely bland at the same time, oddly enough, and the undiluted soup was a bit cloying. And the ham had a weird, pointy mouthfeel.

It looks kind of good though, doesn't it?  Which only served to increase our disappointment.

I probably shouldn't even bother, considering, but I'm going to go ahead and link up with  Sir Thrift A Lot, Thrifter/Maker/Fixer/Farm, and We Call It Junkin. anyway.